Are you concerned that you might one day be burdened to become a missionary yourself? Well, put your mind at ease! Here are ten easy steps to take in order to avoid becoming a missionary.
As you slow to a stop inches behind the car in front of you, you squint your eyes and peer through your car's windshield. You strain to catch a glimpse of the cause for the backed up traffic ahead. But there are just too many cars on the freeway to see the reason for the delay.