{"id":220,"date":"2010-02-02T23:01:32","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T16:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/?p=220"},"modified":"2015-12-23T03:13:41","modified_gmt":"2015-12-22T20:13:41","slug":"taking-care-of-business","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/?p=220","title":{"rendered":"Taking Care of Business"},"content":{"rendered":"<figure id=\"attachment_215\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-215\" style=\"width: 150px\" class=\"wp-caption alignleft\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-thumbnail wp-image-215\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/files\/2010\/01\/Jodie-the-snake-killer-4-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"Don't cross a tired mother!\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-215\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Don&#8217;t cross a tired mother!<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p>One evening, shortly after falling asleep the dog started barking. \u00a0Hoping he would stop, we decided to wait it out&#8230; but the barking continued. \u00a0He was barking at this little guy on the front poarch.<\/p>\n<p>Not wanting to mess around and get back to bed, Jodie wasted no time getting some gardening cutters and decided to move in close enough to snip its head off. \u00a0Being quite dull, they just crossed over the head, like a child who can&#8217;t cut paper.<\/p>\n<p>Well, I don&#8217;t think this guy would have hurt us much but he is NOT a keeper. \u00a0Just another day in a foreign country eh? \u00a0Also just a reminder to all you men and husbands out there &#8212; &#8220;Don&#8217;t mess with a tired woman!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One evening, shortly after falling asleep the dog started barking. \u00a0Hoping he would stop, we decided to wait it out&#8230; but the barking continued. \u00a0He was barking at this little guy on the front poarch. Not wanting to mess around and get back to bed, Jodie wasted no time getting some gardening cutters and decided [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":319,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3792],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-220","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-news-article","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/319"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=220"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/220\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=220"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=220"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/lawrence-elroy\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=220"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}