{"id":1873,"date":"2009-11-05T16:46:12","date_gmt":"2009-11-05T20:46:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/?p=1873"},"modified":"2009-11-05T16:46:12","modified_gmt":"2009-11-05T20:46:12","slug":"men-who-smell-like-blueberries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/2009\/11\/05\/men-who-smell-like-blueberries\/","title":{"rendered":"Men Who Smell Like Blueberries"},"content":{"rendered":"
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767 - 400 landing<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

Made it to Frankfurt and what a hassle. The duffel bag with all the German calendars, video and books I was carrying came off the airline baggage ramp with pools of blueberry shampoo<\/strong> all over it. Terrible. Continental Airlines ladies helped me try and scrub it off with rolls of TP, but the scrubbing just caused suds, foam and now sweat pouring off our brows and elsewhere.<\/p>\n

That is when one of them noticed the whole button of the duffle bag \u2013 the integral part with wheels \u2013 was ripped<\/strong> and stuff\u00a0 ready to come out.<\/p>\n

Real men are not suppose to smell like blueberries. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Yuk, And I was still facing a train trip into Frankfurt and then a few blocks walk dragging it down the street to the hotel. Doing this with three bags is a circus act.
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\nReal men are not suppose to smell like sweaty blueberries. <\/strong><\/p>\n

Tomorrow I repeat the whole process \u2013 back to the train station and then to my final destination somewhere in Germany. When I bought my train ticket they told me that I have to make two transfers including multitask racing in order to make my connecting trains. Bummer! I paid extra for Wagen<\/em> and Platz<\/em> so whatever that is makes me feel better already. Everything seems so German here.<\/p>\n

Men who smell like sweaty blueberries should not be running across tracks dragging ripped luggage.
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Made it to Frankfurt and what a hassle. The duffel bag with all the German calendars, video and books I was carrying came off the airline baggage ramp with pools of blueberry shampoo all over it. Terrible. Continental Airlines ladies helped me try and scrub it off with rolls of TP, but the scrubbing just […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":20,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-1873","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-ministry","7":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/20"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1873"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1873\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1873"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1873"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/macon-hare\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1873"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}