{"id":98,"date":"2012-05-30T03:00:00","date_gmt":"2012-05-30T03:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/2012\/05\/30\/2012-05-this-is-fancy-storm-html\/"},"modified":"2012-05-30T03:00:00","modified_gmt":"2012-05-30T03:00:00","slug":"2012-05-this-is-fancy-storm-html","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/blog-1\/2012\/05\/30\/2012-05-this-is-fancy-storm-html\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;This is a FANCY Storm!&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"separator\" style=\"clear: both;text-align: center\">\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt;text-align: center\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<a href=\"https:\/\/static.squarespace.com\/static\/545316b0e4b04718b2f5bf39\/54542c4ee4b01e8046e080c1\/54542c51e4b01e8046e0820a\/1414802513217\/1000w\/\" style=\"clear: right;float: right;margin-bottom: 1em;margin-left: 1em\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"200\" src=\"https:\/\/static.squarespace.com\/static\/545316b0e4b04718b2f5bf39\/54542c4ee4b01e8046e080c1\/54542c51e4b01e8046e0820b\/1414802513217\/1000w\/\" width=\"150\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\">Driving through the heart of a thunderstorm in Kansas, with torrential rain and bright sun breaking through, and lightning all around&#8230; Naya asked, &#8220;Is this a thunderstorm?&#8221; Daddy said, &#8220;Yes it is!&#8221; She responded, &#8220;Ohhhh, this is a FANCY storm!!&#8221; &nbsp;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\">Here is a short &#8220;map&#8221; of our journey from Missouri to Washington for our summer break:<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\">1. &#8220;Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\">2. &#8220;First of the Rectangle States&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\">3. &#8220;If You Don&#8217;t Ski, Don&#8217;t Bother&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif\"><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\">4. &#8220;Where Men Are Men&#8230; and the Sheep Are Scared&#8221;<\/span><span style=\"font-size: 13.5pt\"><\/span><\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"MsoNormal\" style=\"margin-bottom: 0.0001pt\">\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 13.5pt\">5. &#8220;Our Jesus is Better Than Your Jesus&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 13.5pt\">6. &#8220;More Than Just Potatoes&#8230;Well Okay, We&#8217;re Not, But the Potatoes Sure Are Real Good&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 13.5pt\">7. &#8220;Spotted Owl&#8230;. It&#8217;s What&#8217;s For Dinner&#8221;<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: 13.5pt\">8. &#8220;Help! 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We&#8217;ve traveled over 1800 miles, and we will drive the final 200 miles to Seattle this Thursday. We enjoyed seeing relatives and friends in Colorado over the weekend, and we just arrived in eastern Washington this afternoon to spend a couple days with some of Noe&#8217;s family, including his mom, whom the girls call &#8220;Mama Mina&#8221;.<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: medium\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: medium\">We are SO thrilled for the opportunity to be in the Northwest this summer, and we hope to see many friends and family!<\/span><\/div>\n<table cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"0\" class=\"tr-caption-container\" style=\"float: right;margin-left: 1em;text-align: right\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/static.squarespace.com\/static\/545316b0e4b04718b2f5bf39\/54542c4ee4b01e8046e080c1\/54542c51e4b01e8046e0820e\/1414802513217\/1000w\/\" style=\"clear: right;margin-bottom: 1em;margin-left: auto;margin-right: auto\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" height=\"320\" src=\"https:\/\/static.squarespace.com\/static\/545316b0e4b04718b2f5bf39\/54542c4ee4b01e8046e080c1\/54542c51e4b01e8046e0820f\/1414802513217\/1000w\/\" width=\"242\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td class=\"tr-caption\" style=\"text-align: center\">Yay!!<\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: medium\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: medium\">See ya round like a donut (attempting a creative way to end this blog&#8230;),<\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: medium\"><br \/><\/span><\/div>\n<div style=\"text-align: left\">\n<span style=\"font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif;font-size: medium\">~the Martinez Family<\/span><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Driving through the heart of a thunderstorm in Kansas, with torrential rain and bright sun breaking through, and lightning all around&#8230; Naya asked, &#8220;Is this a thunderstorm?&#8221; Daddy said, &#8220;Yes it is!&#8221; She responded, &#8220;Ohhhh, this is a FANCY storm!!&#8221; &nbsp; Here is a short &#8220;map&#8221; of our journey from Missouri to Washington for our [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":953,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[48],"class_list":{"0":"post-98","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-travel","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/953"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=98"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/98\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=98"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=98"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/noe-martinez\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=98"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}