Not long ago my mom came over to our side of the house smirking and stifling a laugh. She said, “Well I always knew you were meant for the jungle!” And then she showed me this…
Do you know what I was supposed to be? A zebra. Yup. A zebra. Payton saw it and told me I looked more like a zombie. I don’t even know if I knew what I looked like when I walked out the door to go to Cubbies that night, but Mom told me I was a zebra. Now I know it was more like a zebra zombie. That in turn made me think of this fake prayer card we found while looking online for new designs
We laughed about this for a long time. It’s very heretical and silly, but somehow funny, especially since it was mixed in with the normal prayer cards on Google.
By the way, we’re not endorsing zombies in case you were wondering.
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