{"id":2592,"date":"2014-02-18T21:17:22","date_gmt":"2014-02-18T21:17:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/paytonandgrace.com\/?p=2592"},"modified":"2014-02-18T21:17:22","modified_gmt":"2014-02-18T21:17:22","slug":"meant-for-the-wild","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/2014\/02\/18\/meant-for-the-wild\/","title":{"rendered":"Meant for the Wild"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left\">Not long ago my mom came over to our side of the house smirking and stifling a laugh. She said, &#8220;Well I always knew you were meant for the jungle!&#8221; And then she showed me this&#8230;<a href=\"http:\/\/paytonandgrace.com\/2014\/02\/meant-for-the-wild\/zebra-zombie_edit\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2596\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-2596\" alt=\"Zebra Zombie_edit\" src=\"http:\/\/paytonandgrace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/Zebra-Zombie_edit-773x1024.jpg\" width=\"448\" height=\"593\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Do you know what I was supposed to be? A zebra. Yup. A zebra. Payton saw it and told me I looked more like a zombie. I don&#8217;t even know if I knew what I looked like when I walked out the door to go to Cubbies that night, but Mom told me I was a zebra. Now I know it was more like a zebra zombie. That in turn made me think of this fake prayer card we found while looking online for new designs<a href=\"http:\/\/paytonandgrace.com\/2014\/02\/meant-for-the-wild\/prayer-card-copy1\/\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-2593\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-2593\" alt=\"prayer-card-copy1\" src=\"http:\/\/paytonandgrace.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/02\/prayer-card-copy1-1024x651.jpg\" width=\"640\" height=\"406\" \/><\/a>We laughed about this for a long time. It&#8217;s very heretical and silly, but somehow funny, especially since it was mixed in with the normal prayer cards on Google.<\/p>\n<p>By the way, we&#8217;re not endorsing zombies in case you were wondering.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Not long ago my mom came over to our side of the house smirking and stifling a laugh. She said, &#8220;Well I always knew you were meant for the jungle!&#8221; And then she showed me this&#8230; Do you know what I was supposed to be? A zebra. Yup. A zebra. Payton saw it and told [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1068,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[79075],"tags":[79733,57,79849],"class_list":["post-2592","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","category-michigan-2","tag-laughing","tag-pictures","tag-zebra","entry"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2592","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1068"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2592"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2592\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2592"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2592"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/payton-downing\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2592"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}