{"id":3708,"date":"2025-12-01T21:24:51","date_gmt":"2025-12-02T01:24:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/?p=3708"},"modified":"2025-12-01T21:24:52","modified_gmt":"2025-12-02T01:24:52","slug":"knock-knock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/2025\/12\/01\/knock-knock\/","title":{"rendered":"Knock, Knock"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Knock, knock.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Who\u2019s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Police.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Police who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>If you say that was a bad joke, then we need your help.\u00a0 We are looking for some good jokes.\u00a0 What is your best joke?\u00a0 If you have a good book of jokes or know where we can find some good, clean jokes, signage, or commercials, please let us know.\u00a0<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This might sound silly, maybe even trivial, but the current chaplain at The Homes ends every chapel with a joke.\u00a0 He knows these residents have many struggles and could use a little \u201cmedicine\u201d before going home.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p>\u201cA merry heart doeth good like a medicine:\u201d Proverbs 17:22<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n\n\n\n<p>So, let\u2019s end with another joke (it might be better than the first):<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cAfter our Thanksgiving dinner, my wife asked me if I could clear the kitchen table.\u00a0 I had to get a running start, but I made it!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Knock, knock. Who\u2019s there? Police. Police who? Police stop telling these awful knock-knock jokes. If you say that was a bad joke, then we need your help.\u00a0 We are looking for some good jokes.\u00a0 What is your best joke?\u00a0 If you have a good book of jokes or know where we can find some good, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":232,"featured_media":3709,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-3708","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-uncategorized","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/232"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3708\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/3709"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/stephen-jordan\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}