{"id":1162,"date":"2017-08-18T04:13:25","date_gmt":"2017-08-18T08:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/?p=1162"},"modified":"2017-08-18T03:13:25","modified_gmt":"2017-08-18T08:13:25","slug":"practice-for-uncle-steve","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/2017\/08\/18\/practice-for-uncle-steve\/","title":{"rendered":"Practice for Uncle Steve"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My Uncle Steve said that next time I&#8217;m in the US I need to teach him how to tie stuff onto his motorcycle.  I figured I&#8217;d give it some more practice today as I was buying stuff that I&#8217;ll need for the village.  So on my way home from downtown I had:<\/p>\n<p>Between my legs:<br \/>\n&#8211; a 3-foot tall mirror<\/p>\n<p>Hanging from the handlebars:<br \/>\n&#8211; a non-stick pot<br \/>\n&#8211; 2 clocks &#8211; one for on the wall and one for sitting on a desk or table or something<br \/>\n&#8211; 12-meters of material made into curtains and such<\/p>\n<p>In my purse:<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 cucumber<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 little melon<br \/>\n&#8211; 3 tomatoes (they didn&#8217;t have change when I bought the cucumber, so they gave me the tomatoes instead)<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 big can of ravioli<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 dishwashing scrubby<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 metal dishwashing scrubby<\/p>\n<p>Tied onto the back of the moto:<br \/>\n&#8211; 4 meters of material for skirts or outfits<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 kilogram of popcorn (not popped)<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 pair of flip flops<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 mortar and pestle<br \/>\n&#8211;  1 small gourd scoopy thing<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 wok-type pot<br \/>\n&#8211; 1 hand broom<\/p>\n<p>I could have fit more on if I had tried, but I didn&#8217;t see a place along the way to buy the two big yellow water jugs I was looking for.  Those will have to wait for another day, I guess.<\/p>\n<p>Do you think I&#8217;m ready to teach you, Uncle Steve?<\/p>\n<p><!--Posted by Email--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My Uncle Steve said that next time I&#8217;m in the US I need to teach him how to tie stuff onto his motorcycle. I figured I&#8217;d give it some more practice today as I was buying stuff that I&#8217;ll need for the village. So on my way home from downtown I had: Between my legs: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":945,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[448],"class_list":{"0":"post-1162","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"tag-ethnos360","8":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/945"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1162"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1162\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1162"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1162"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1162"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}