{"id":840,"date":"2015-08-10T15:10:05","date_gmt":"2015-08-10T19:10:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/?p=840"},"modified":"2015-08-10T14:10:05","modified_gmt":"2015-08-10T19:10:05","slug":"why-you-need-a-night-guard","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/2015\/08\/10\/why-you-need-a-night-guard\/","title":{"rendered":"Why you need a night guard"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a rel=\"attachment wp-att-841\" href=\"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/707\/files\/2015\/08\/IMG_9963.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" rel=\"thumbnail\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-841\" title=\"IMG_9963\" alt=\"\" src=\"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-content\/blogs.dir\/707\/files\/2015\/08\/IMG_9963-300x225.jpg\" srcset=\"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/files\/2015\/08\/IMG_9963-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/files\/2015\/08\/IMG_9963-600x450.jpg 600w, https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/files\/2015\/08\/IMG_9963.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Jen and I have a night guard, who guards our houses at night.  It&#8217;s not unusual here, especially with two young white ladies living in a courtyard together.  I didn&#8217;t know, though, that it also came with other perks, besides just making sure we stay safe at night . . .<\/p>\n<p>When I got up a few mornings ago and said good morning to our night guard, he showed me what you see in the picture here.  He explained that we have a rat in the yard and he wants to catch it.  Why?  Because he wants to eat it. Go right ahead, Mr. Night Guard!  Isn&#8217;t that handy, having a night guard who likes to eat rat so that they want to catch any rats you might have?  Too bad he doesn&#8217;t like to eat mice, too, since he said that there&#8217;s a big family of them under the tree right outside our courtyard.  He said that he doesn&#8217;t like the taste of them as much.  Oh well, I guess you have to enjoy the perks you get, right?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jen and I have a night guard, who guards our houses at night. It&#8217;s not unusual here, especially with two young white ladies living in a courtyard together. I didn&#8217;t know, though, that it also came with other perks, besides just making sure we stay safe at night . . . When I got up [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":945,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-840","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-uncategorized","7":"entry"},"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/945"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=840"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/840\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=840"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=840"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blogs.ethnos360.org\/susie-l\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=840"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}